THE MOON is a surreal comedy/thriller about poetry and dating and sinister, arcane forces. It’s a “movie for the mind” written in screenplay format, and I just know you’re gonna love it.
It’s in two parts, or 36 little episodes.
So you’ve got two options here – if you want to mainline it (option one), then click on the “single PDF” images just below to read them as two big files. Each one is around 200 pages, so the perfect thing for a lazy afternoon’s reading.
The Moon, Part One (as a single PDF)
THE MOON, Part Two (as a single PDF)
THE MOON, Part One (Episode by Episode)
If on the other hand you want the original Moon experience (this is option 2), you can read the story in bite-sized episodes. Episodes are usually between 10 and 20 pages long, the perfect thing for a coffee break.
NB: the hyperlinks for this option are on the captions, not the images.
Episode One – i don’t have cats Episode Two – “ten seconds“ Episode Three – a life of crime Episode Four – dangerous world Episode Five – smells great Episode Six – woman with greyhounds Episode Seven – u stop now Episode Eight – it’s you Episode Nine – such wonderful places Episode Ten – a genuine tong funeral Episode Eleven – that dick wants to party Episode Twelve – no more tequila for you Episode Thirteen – not connected Episode Fourteen – the curse of chilli baba Episode Fifteen – make a night of it (part one) Episode Sixteen – the new yorker piece Episode Seventeen – make a night of it, part two
THE MOON, Part Two (Episode by Episode)
Once again, click on the picture captions to go through to episode pages. Clicking on the images takes you nowhere. Sorry, that’s just how the WordPress “gallery” widget works.
Episode Eighteen (i) – your submission Episode Eighteen (ii) – no pressure Episode Eighteen (iii) – let’s scream Episode Eighteen (iv) – mitch fucking proble Episode Eighteen (v) – no alternative Episode Eighteen (vi) – this has to stop Episode Eighteen (vii) – maybe a little horny Episode Eighteen (viii) – this is what i do Episode Eighteen (ix) – so not a sandwich Episode Eighteen (x) – run to the hills Episode Eighteen (xi) – something i prepared earlier Episode Eighteen (xii) – feels too easy Episode Eighteen (xiii) – oh Episode Eighteen (xiv) – ceci n’est pas une car dealership Episode Eighteen (xv) – the best kind of crazy Episode Eighteen (xvi) – barking like a dog man Episode Eighteen (xvii) – character journey and shit Episode Eighteen (xviii) – l’ange voleure Epilogue – the bay at dawn
THE MOON, Dramatis Personae
As episodes and characters keep piling up, you might find it useful to refer to this attractively-formatted PDF to keep everyone straight in your head. Click on the image to open, or follow this link.