THE MOON is a surreal comedy/thriller about poetry and dating and sinister, arcane forces. It’s a “movie for the mind” written in screenplay format, and I just know you’re gonna love it.
It’s in two parts, or 36 little episodes.
So you’ve got two options here – if you want to mainline it (option one), then click on the “single PDF” images just below to read them as two big files. Each one is around 200 pages, so the perfect thing for a lazy afternoon’s reading.
The Moon, Part One (as a single PDF)
THE MOON, Part Two (as a single PDF)
THE MOON, Part One (Episode by Episode)
If on the other hand you want the original Moon experience (this is option 2), you can read the story in bite-sized episodes. Episodes are usually between 10 and 20 pages long, the perfect thing for a coffee break.
NB: the hyperlinks for this option are on the captions, not the images.
Episode One – i don’t have cats 
Episode Two – “ten seconds“ 
Episode Three – a life of crime 
Episode Four – dangerous world 
Episode Five – smells great 
Episode Six – woman with greyhounds 
Episode Seven – u stop now 
Episode Eight – it’s you 
Episode Nine – such wonderful places 
Episode Ten – a genuine tong funeral 
Episode Eleven – that dick wants to party 
Episode Twelve – no more tequila for you 
Episode Thirteen – not connected 
Episode Fourteen – the curse of chilli baba 
Episode Fifteen – make a night of it (part one) 
Episode Sixteen – the new yorker piece 
Episode Seventeen – make a night of it, part two
THE MOON, Part Two (Episode by Episode)
Once again, click on the picture captions to go through to episode pages. Clicking on the images takes you nowhere. Sorry, that’s just how the WordPress “gallery” widget works.
Episode Eighteen (i) – your submission 
Episode Eighteen (ii) – no pressure 
Episode Eighteen (iii) – let’s scream 
Episode Eighteen (iv) – mitch fucking proble 
Episode Eighteen (v) – no alternative 
Episode Eighteen (vi) – this has to stop 
Episode Eighteen (vii) – maybe a little horny 
Episode Eighteen (viii) – this is what i do 
Episode Eighteen (ix) – so not a sandwich 
Episode Eighteen (x) – run to the hills 
Episode Eighteen (xi) – something i prepared earlier 
Episode Eighteen (xii) – feels too easy 
Episode Eighteen (xiii) – oh 
Episode Eighteen (xiv) – ceci n’est pas une car dealership 
Episode Eighteen (xv) – the best kind of crazy 
Episode Eighteen (xvi) – barking like a dog man 
Episode Eighteen (xvii) – character journey and shit 
Episode Eighteen (xviii) – l’ange voleure 
Epilogue – the bay at dawn
THE MOON, Dramatis Personae
As episodes and characters keep piling up, you might find it useful to refer to this attractively-formatted PDF to keep everyone straight in your head. Click on the image to open, or follow this link.
